The King Teen was born in a taxi speeding across the California desert. Nobody knows why or when but it was a long time ago. Along the way he's made up some songs that people like. Just not anybody you know. The entire review of one of his records in a punk zine one time was: "This is better'n s----in' on the clock." He's been trying to live up to that ever since.
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