The King Teen, the singinest songmakerupper in Durham North Carolina, was born in a taxi speeding across the California desert, though nobody knows why. It's been more of the same ever since, but along the way he's made up some songs that people like. Just not anybody you know. A zine once reviewed a record by his band The Smokejumpers: "This is better'n s----in' on the clock." The King Teen has been trying to live up to that ever since.
The King Teen makes up songs about dancing bears, neighborly elephants and magical launderettes. About lovin' you, leavin' you, missin' you and whacking venture capitalists. That last one doesn't have anything to do with you but it always gets a big cheer from the audience. He can sing a little and play the guitar a little, and in between songs he's pretty funny.
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